Harry Freakin' Potter letra

Ron:
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man
To us all!

Every son and daughter

Ron & the kids: [spoken] "safe!"

Ron:
... From you-know-who
All because of you!
You were small
But I wonder if you can recall...

[Chorus: Oooh...]

Ron:
Long story short
This guy
[Whispered] "Voldemort"
Was super cruel...

Harry:
[Spoken] "Voldemort?"

The kids:
[Gasp!] "Shhh!!!"

[Chorus: Oooh...]

Ron:
... Tried to kill you and your parents
And this is where it gets intensely cool...

Even though you were a tiny little boy
You shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

Ron & the kids:
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer gandalf
Merlin, or Oz
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar
You're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!

Rita Skeeter:
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all
You're invincible to all harm!

Like betty crocker

Rita Skeeter & the kids:
[Oooh!]

Rita:
I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
With that charm!
Remember, Harry, kid
You're the boss
You're the king
You're the bomb!

Harry:
But this is all so sad
I mean, my mom and dad
Were killed, long ago...

The kids:
[Long ago they died!]

Harry:
... I wanna be psyched
But being unliked
Is all I know...

[... All he knows, that's why]

Harry:
I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate
An opportunity eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
And show 'em that I'm something great!

I'm Harry freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
If what you say I am is true!

I can't be bothered
By my awful past
I've found at last
Something I can do
So it's time I knew
Exactly who I am...

I'm Harry freakin' Potter!

The kids:
You're Harry freakin' Potter!

Harry & the kids
I'm/you're Harry freakin' Potter!

Harry:
... And I'm the man!

The kids:
[Ahhhhhh]

Harry & the kids:
[Spoken] "Harry freakin' Potter!"

A Very Potter Sequel - Letras

• Days Of Summer
• Gettin' Along
• Guys Like Potter
• Harry Freakin' Potter
• Hermione Can't Draw
• Let's The Games Beggins
• No Way
• Not Over Yet
• The Coolest Girl
• Those Voices
• To Have A Home
• You Were Never My Lover (Stutter)